A McRib Love Story
Chapter 1
It all started off at the dining room of a McDonalds in 2017. It was a hot sunny day in the middle of June and the energy in the air was very profound, something big was gonna happen today. Tareek has just left his favourite Starbucks because the air conditioning in the restaurant wasn’t functioning and even his favourite drink Trenta cinnamon dolce frappacino in a venti cup with 5 pumps cinnamon dolce, 4 pumps vanilla, 3 pumps pumpkin spice, 2 pumps toffee nut, 1 pump hazelnut, extra foam, extra whip, extra cinnamon dolce topping, extra caramel drizzle, heavy mocha drizzle, vanilla topping, salt topping, chocolate shavings and skim milk mixed with whole milk couldn’t cool him down. As Tareek left the Starbucks gasping for air while ferociously sweating from every crevice of his body, he downed the last sip of his frappacino while checking his blood sugar level to see that his sugar was crashing. He needed food and he needed it quick. He knew he only had about 6 minutes until his low blood sugar would cause him to retreat into diabetic shock. Tareek saw the Golden Arches of a McDonalds through the heat radiating off the blistering sidewalk. As he used every last bit of energy to drag himself closer to the McDonalds he saw an advertisement in the window. The McRib was back. This gave Tareek just enough energy to muster his way into the restaurant.
Chapter 2
Tareek weak with exhaustion stumbled his way into the line. As Tareek is waiting to place his order, an out of breath voice behind him startles Tareek. “Hey, I was in front of you!” he says menicingly. Tareek turns around and sees a voluptuous man sweating almost as much as him with hanger in his eyes . ‘Uhm, I didn’t see you here so you could just wait your turn’ Tareek snaps back. The man behind Tareek gets infuriated with his response, you can feel the tension brewing in the air. The man pushes past Tareek and cuts in front of him. Tareek’s vision starts to go red, partly because his cholesterol is causing his blood to pool but also because he is enraged with what this man did. Tareek mildly hyperventilating taps the man on his shoulder. The man turns around, both of them profoundly sweating and heaving from the situation that’s unfolding. They lock eyes about to brawl when all of a sudden another voice chimes in. “Next in line please?” The McDonalds opened up a second cash register so they could both be served at the same time. After they both ordered their exceedingly large orders that most people would assume is to feed a whole family of 4, they both realized that there was only a two-seater left in the dining area. Because neither of them would suffice to eating standing up or sitting at one of the skinny bar stools because of fear that their bussy’s would suck up the stool, they exchanged glances and realized their only option was to share the two-seater.
Chapter 3
After Tareek has eaten three of his twelve McRibs and regains some of his consciousness, he asks the man while stuffing his face “So since we’re gonna be here for a while, I guess I should ask you what’s your name?” The man chewing with his mouth open, grunting with every bite responds ‘Abby, yours?’ Tareek responds inaudibly while engulfing his fifth McRib “Tareek.” They eat in silence and stare into each others eyes while sensually thrusting cheeseburgers into their mouths simultaneously. Tareek starts to cough. He’s choking. Abby finishes his XL Diet Coke and 20 piece chicken nuggets before rushing to give Tareek the heimlich maneuver. Abby mounts Tareek from behind and starts to wrap his arms around Tareek’s stomach, but can’t wrap his arms past Tareek’s ribs. As he is applying pressure on Tareek to push the food up while thrusting his pelvis into Tareeks back, Tareek swallows the food that he was choking on but doesn’t say anything to Abby since he enjoys the feeling of Abby’s FUPA thrusting on his back. Tareek lets out a soft moan while the people in the McDonalds look out in disgust at what’s going on. Abby realizes that Tareek is no longer choking and lets out a soft chuckle at the fact that Tareek didn’t say anything. Abby enjoyed it too since it’s been too long since he felt the contact of a man in his arms. In the background you hear an old lady shout “That behaviour is absolutely disgraceful, you can’t be humping people in a McDonalds you damn sissy boys!” To which Tareek responds ‘Mind your own business you old bag of dust.’ The way that Tareek insults the old lady excites Abby and makes him lustful for more of Tareek. “Wanna come back to my place?” Abby says. ‘I thought you were never gonna ask’ Tareek responds. They engulf the rest of their meals and order another 3 family sized meals to go, so excited that they forget to ask for extra dipping sauce.
To be continued…
